AND HIS DARLING
there life out in the depths of space,
exotic beings heading for your place -
That's something nobody knows,
except for Doug and his Darling
he gazes into the night,
scanning the sky for a gleaming light
silently him whispering and hailing
- Where art thou, my dear?
himself many parsecs away
he finally meets his sweetheart again,
kissing and cuddling and making out;
long-distance love with an alien.
road is too long, no sky is too high
for those who are meant for each other;
When stars align, hearts start to beat -
romantic nights will last forever.
merging of minds, a crying for more!
But she ain't the material girl next door;
Antimatter friends causes many woes -
They annihilate you from top to toes.